So, when the universe was created. The sole purpose of it, was to get to point, where Jebedihah shatt we're manifested. And i am a proud and happy man, that had a wonderful opportunity of making a purchase of that incredible product. That has been made by a unique and professional man like JShahlt.
When i got the product i was a little exited and i peed a little in my pants when i saw a courier. Then i suggested him a gift for delivering me such a present, and took my clothes of right in front of him. He didn't really liked it for some reason, as like as my Wife and our 4 kids that we're in our living room when i did that.
Unfortunately the delivery man had to decline my offer and i stood there, naked, Ashamed and offended. The only thing that helped me not end it all there, was a shirt... JChat shirt. I put it on, and stood there hearing how my wife was yelling at me, for some reason. But the only thing that i cared at the moment was a shirt, that perfectly hid my buttcheeks and balls. I stood there and looking at a shirt made me a little happy, so my weiner got hard and my wife slapped me with a belt before kicking out of the house. Now i am homeless, and I don't have anything besides that shirt, and i am grateful to god that he gave me an opportunity, and a challenge. To see how loyal i am, to Jabbashat.
You must be wondering, why am i so grateful to him?
I will tell you.
When i was a kid, in 1999 i was walking my way from a friend's house, and... I saw Him... He was dressed in a suit, had his gun, and he was helping homeless men eat. By stuffing brick inside his mouth. I instantly felt erected, and were a bit shy of approaching HIM... But i decided to take a risk, and i stepped forward. Some stupid girl were walking Infront of me and i bumped into her... She saw me and thought that i look good for some reason, I wasn't caring what she would say. I was trying to reach for Jhlalat.
But when i pushed her over, he already left... Unfortunately she continued following me and thought that my erection was from her... I just couldn't get her off and... Fast forward we married... I thought she was a gift that we're left by my beautiful JuScaaht.
So we named our first son Jibidih, she acted like she didn't understand the reference and we lived a happy life... Until today.
But even if god decided to test me, I won't back down. I will love Jatt and will express it in every possible way.
Also the quality of the shirt is amazing and i discovered that it can soak a huge amounts of liquid, even dense liquid, and it leaves no stains on it for some reason Which is great. Magnificent shirt, recommend to everyone
