Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000 by RussianBadger - 100 Servings

I work graveyard shift at a nursing facility and I tried this flavor for the first time last night. Really helped me stay awake with the three scoops which was fantastic. The flavor is also delicious. Will definitely get this flavor again after I try more flavors.

It’s by TheRussianBadger so it’s always a banger

Okay so I work at a place that does events like fourth of July or Halloween and weddings ect. however I bought this and tried it when I woke up today and even though it's hot as shit it didn't effect my heart (issues on both sides of the family) but I only used a tiny shot not a full or half scoop and damn did it help me stay away, wasn't doing my usual mowing today but given I get up at 4 and work from 5 am to 1 pm waking up at 4 after sleeping at 10 pm ish, but given the little energy I have that small shot gets me up and ready to go. Will try other flavors another time but tastes good imma do half or full scoop when Im not in the heat

Really good tase and I don’t crash after drinking it like another drink brand👀

Tastes great, just wish the actual container said the flavor

Excellent flavor without any real burnout from drinking it daily.

RAHHHHHHHHH

This shit slaps harder than the rejection I got for Valentines day

I don't know what I expected when I bought this but I was certainly gaming. I felt more focused and ready to handle given tasks than a usual monster based High.

This is my second order of this flavor particularly since I just like it a lot compared to other flavors. Kinda became apart of my routine to scoop Gsupps into my shaker every day. Plus putting my sitting Miku on it is cool.

Wow this stuff has already had a huge positive effect on my life. Started taking it before and during my 12 hour work shift and thats the least tired I've felt all day. As someone who struggles with minor narcolepsy this stuff is a miracle for me and is wildly potent, effective, healthy, and doesn't make me tweak out then crash out. Probably done with Soda forever now. Love you Russian Badger. Love you Gamersupps. Mountain Dew will always have a special place in my heart but I've officially moved on to better things. God bless you delicious maniacs.

At first i thought the scoop would be bigger and couldn’t imagine it having so many servings but it is a small scoop and the flavor of this ine is rly good it reminds me of a green gatorade (not the cucumber melon one) the lemonade one is also rly good! It has replaced my redbull

So smooth and taste like juice was my first tub and not regretting it at all.

It tastes so good it made me lose NNN. Also the Russian badger shaker with guacamole gamer fart 9000 makes me ascend.

Now, I absolutely love the russian badger, hes the man that got me into this stuff, not im totally into it, i ordered this, along with a few samples, i thought strawberry lime would taste somewhat similar to strawberry kiwi, which i dont love to much, but this stuff is amazing, i can focus, energize, i was able to clean and game, amazing! Please buy this!

It’s astonishing how I haven’t bought it before it helps me throughout my entire day I’m usually unable to keep up with my day but now I’m at my best.

It tastes like Baja Blast. It provides steady energy and focus without feeling like your heart's gonna explode. No surge of energy with a mid-day crash later. Very cost-effective. Just buy it...

First off, best packaging. Dinosaurs force feeding primitive men is far better than naked anime women. Second, best titling. Shocks everyone when they see “Guacamole GamerFart 9000”.
Third, absolutely great taste. Idk if it can really be considered guacamole, but it’s far better.

“this can’t be good for me… but yeah it really is”

Mango meta may be eternally out of stock, but this is a worthy replacement. Tastes great and does what it advertises.

Easily my favorite flavor, cant think of a better option for my first purchase. Sampled other flavors from coworkers but this one was S Tier!

It's pretty sweet but its not too sweet for my liking. Definitely will get it again but I wanna keep trying new flavours

If I could make this my blood without ya know, I would